At least we got Professor Longbottom's runt! Nigel, was it? Don't you worry now, mate, we Gryffs will look after you! You have any trouble, you come find me, yeah?
I don't remember most of the Sorting, of course - how can anyone, when there's food to be had as soon as it's done? But- I thought I saw the ickle Malfoy pass through there? What do we think of him? I suppose if he turns out to be a speck of rot like some have led us to expect, we can have Al take him out for us. Maybe it'll be a good thing, having an in on the snake pit! >D